Nurtmifbin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable ferret.

Nurtmifbin created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtmifbin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nurtmifbin, she will come to you in dreams.

Nurtmifbin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nurtmifbin's Holy Commandments

1. Nurtmifbin loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nurtmifbin on top of all buildings.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Pray towards the west.