Gennelldon Dubteenvildag Fatpinfas is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, weak crab.

Gennelldon Dubteenvildag Fatpinfas created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gennelldon Dubteenvildag Fatpinfas, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gennelldon Dubteenvildag Fatpinfas, he will turn you into a worm.

Gennelldon Dubteenvildag Fatpinfas' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gennelldon Dubteenvildag Fatpinfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Gennelldon Dubteenvildag Fatpinfas loves horses, so they must be honoured.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.