Vogfarcub is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet rhinoceros.

Vogfarcub created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogfarcub, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vogfarcub, it will turn you into a goat.

Vogfarcub's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Vogfarcub's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Vogfarcub must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vogfarcub.