Dunbablarppod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, omnipotent butterfly.

Dunbablarppod created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbablarppod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dunbablarppod, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dunbablarppod's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dunbablarppod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Dunbablarppod on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never paint your back violet.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.