Nuttgarwandab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent goose.

Nuttgarwandab created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgarwandab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nuttgarwandab, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nuttgarwandab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nuttgarwandab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nuttgarwandab.