Nuttgarwandab is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent goose.
Nuttgarwandab created a down quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in Nuttgarwandab, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in Nuttgarwandab, she will turn you into a giant slug.
Nuttgarwandab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Nuttgarwandab's Holy Commandments
1. Fast once a month.
2. Never hurt mice.
3. Never talk about black holes.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nuttgarwandab.