Karminceb is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, sage wombat.
Karminceb created the world six thousand years ago.
If you believe in Karminceb, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in Karminceb, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Karminceb's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Karminceb's Holy Commandments
1. Never sing near sheep.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Karminceb.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Always obey Karminceb's priests.
5. Do not wear carbon on your body.