Gigjenveen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful slug.

Gigjenveen created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigjenveen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gigjenveen, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gigjenveen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gigjenveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gigjenveen.

5. Never talk about fire.