Vilraphin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing bird.

Vilraphin created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilraphin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vilraphin, he will be very unhappy.

Vilraphin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Vilraphin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hide from pink snakes for they are unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.