Dibstiknulldumtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing centipede.

Dibstiknulldumtarg created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibstiknulldumtarg, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dibstiknulldumtarg, he will not care at all.

Dibstiknulldumtarg's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dibstiknulldumtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dibstiknulldumtarg on top of all buildings.

5. Always look after injured ants.