Dadmobfom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unjust spider.

Dadmobfom created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadmobfom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dadmobfom, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dadmobfom's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dadmobfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Put Dadmobfom first in all things.

5. Always obey Dadmobfom's priests.