Fumlogponjarnbifbin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable crocodile.

Fumlogponjarnbifbin created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fumlogponjarnbifbin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fumlogponjarnbifbin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fumlogponjarnbifbin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fumlogponjarnbifbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Always take life seriously.