Dudnarlbig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous jellyfish.

Dudnarlbig created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudnarlbig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dudnarlbig, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dudnarlbig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dudnarlbig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dudnarlbig.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Never feed garlic to bats while wearing magenta shirts.