Fubmipnat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, irritating capybara.

Fubmipnat created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubmipnat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fubmipnat, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fubmipnat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fubmipnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue trousers.

2. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Do not chop down trees.