Hincarril is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, sapient raven.

Hincarril created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hincarril, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hincarril, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hincarril's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hincarril's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to mice while wearing magenta scarves.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Hincarril on top of all buildings.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Hincarril loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.