Metdussyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, selfish aardvark.

Metdussyarl created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metdussyarl, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Metdussyarl, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Metdussyarl's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Metdussyarl's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Metdussyarl five times a day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Metdussyarl loves geese, so they must be honoured.