Gupmidbog is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, weak jackal.

Gupmidbog created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupmidbog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gupmidbog, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gupmidbog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gupmidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Hide from blue snakes for they are unholy.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not dye your hair green.