Dagsawlak is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, merciless hydra.

Dagsawlak created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagsawlak, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dagsawlak, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dagsawlak's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dagsawlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of cats.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.