Vidhivdid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless snail.

Vidhivdid created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidhivdid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vidhivdid, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vidhivdid's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Vidhivdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Put Vidhivdid first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.