Vantantarg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful dugong.

Vantantarg created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vantantarg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vantantarg, it will not care.

Vantantarg's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vantantarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Seals are not to be trusted.

3. Always help doves.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not shave your head.