Veenfastab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak dryad.

Veenfastab created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenfastab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Veenfastab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Veenfastab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Veenfastab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always obey Veenfastab's priests.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.