Fumdit is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, temperamental deer.

Fumdit created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fumdit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fumdit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fumdit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fumdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never bounce in the presence of nematodes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.