Fodlabhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, astonishing coyote.

Fodlabhiv created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodlabhiv, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fodlabhiv, it will not invite you to parties.

Fodlabhiv's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fodlabhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always take life seriously.