Ligtimpop is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective bird.

Ligtimpop created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligtimpop, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ligtimpop, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ligtimpop's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ligtimpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always take life seriously.