Fitflanhomjanrullhoggep is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent finch.

Fitflanhomjanrullhoggep created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitflanhomjanrullhoggep, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fitflanhomjanrullhoggep, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fitflanhomjanrullhoggep's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fitflanhomjanrullhoggep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sharks.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about nebulae.