Kapartsug is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm dugong.

Kapartsug created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapartsug, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kapartsug, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kapartsug's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kapartsug's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green snails for they are unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. You must love Kapartsug.