Dambestvogjatsagkarrot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, benevolent butterfly.

Dambestvogjatsagkarrot created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Dambestvogjatsagkarrot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dambestvogjatsagkarrot, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dambestvogjatsagkarrot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dambestvogjatsagkarrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always look after injured tapirs.

4. Always treat doves with great respect.

5. You must never eat parsnips.