Wothamkipkar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, calm dragonfly.

Wothamkipkar created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wothamkipkar, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wothamkipkar, he will not care.

Wothamkipkar's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Wothamkipkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Retreat if nine nematodes approach from the north.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Never play with disobedient children.