Witbatneg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome otter.

Witbatneg created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witbatneg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Witbatneg, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Witbatneg's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Witbatneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never mention whales.