Flapnarlciss is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, cheerful centipede.

Flapnarlciss created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapnarlciss, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flapnarlciss, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flapnarlciss' most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Flapnarlciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Worship no other gods but Flapnarlciss.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.