Wapfutgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving dryad.

Wapfutgeb created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapfutgeb, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wapfutgeb, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wapfutgeb's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Wapfutgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Wapfutgeb must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away from brown grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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