Witliprutt Femrigfum is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, witless salamander.

Witliprutt Femrigfum created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Witliprutt Femrigfum, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Witliprutt Femrigfum, it will turn you into a slug.

Witliprutt Femrigfum's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Witliprutt Femrigfum's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never eat bark.