Sogkarwat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented dryad.

Sogkarwat created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogkarwat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sogkarwat, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sogkarwat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Sogkarwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not kill goats.