Gupbestrap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak finch.

Gupbestrap created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupbestrap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gupbestrap, it will throw large rocks at you.

Gupbestrap's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gupbestrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Run away from pink rats, for they are unholy.

4. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about moons.