Farmistarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving squirrel.

Farmistarg created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farmistarg, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Farmistarg, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Farmistarg's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Farmistarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never jump in the presence of squirrels.