Hogtaljig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional butterfly.

Hogtaljig created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogtaljig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hogtaljig, she will cry a lot.

Hogtaljig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hogtaljig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.