Cadsugten is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, ruthless otter.

Cadsugten created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadsugten, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cadsugten, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cadsugten's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cadsugten's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not take Cadsugten's name in vain.

4. Erect three lead sculptures of Cadsugten on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about black holes.