Vidmetgub is a god.

It takes the form of a large, proud eagle.

Vidmetgub created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Vidmetgub, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vidmetgub, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Vidmetgub's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Vidmetgub's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never write about moons.