Migcen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient monkey.

Migcen created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migcen, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Migcen, he will boil you in a big pot.

Migcen's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Migcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not speak about bread.