Bepzodpog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ill-tempered jaguar.

Bepzodpog created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Bepzodpog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bepzodpog, it will destroy your home planet.

Bepzodpog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bepzodpog's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bepzodpog nine times a day.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.