Flanfethas is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, tiresome grasshopper.

Flanfethas created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanfethas, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flanfethas, he will be very unhappy.

Flanfethas' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Flanfethas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six snails approach from the west.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not take Flanfethas' name in vain.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.