Geddin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ill-tempered faun.

Geddin created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Geddin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Geddin, he will turn you into a frog.

Geddin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Geddin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink alcohol.