Cedabyat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful goose.

Cedabyat created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedabyat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cedabyat, it will turn you into a goat.

Cedabyat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cedabyat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect six tin sculptures of Cedabyat on top of important buildings.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.