Arntarpvedtun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, blissful eagle.

Arntarpvedtun created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arntarpvedtun, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arntarpvedtun, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Arntarpvedtun's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Arntarpvedtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Do not hurt dolphins.

3. Never paint your arms black.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Worship no other gods but Arntarpvedtun.