Mutdoblid is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless human.

Mutdoblid created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutdoblid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mutdoblid, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mutdoblid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mutdoblid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Retreat if three doves approach from the south.

5. Do not bounce in public.