Yarlgudrillwotsadpan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered swallow.

Yarlgudrillwotsadpan created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlgudrillwotsadpan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yarlgudrillwotsadpan, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yarlgudrillwotsadpan's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Yarlgudrillwotsadpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Yarlgudrillwotsadpan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide if three bats approach from the east.