Wadnarflow is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, benevolent butterfly.

Wadnarflow created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadnarflow, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wadnarflow, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wadnarflow's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wadnarflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wadnarflow.