Bafbonkipsawsterrilbadwee is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, compassionate manatee.

Bafbonkipsawsterrilbadwee created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafbonkipsawsterrilbadwee, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bafbonkipsawsterrilbadwee, she will torture you forever.

Bafbonkipsawsterrilbadwee's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bafbonkipsawsterrilbadwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about dolphins.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Never write about cell theory.