Vinfasgep is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented beaver.

Vinfasgep created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinfasgep, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vinfasgep, it will think nothing of it.

Vinfasgep's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Vinfasgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Retreat if three sheep approach from the north.

5. Do not sing in public.