Jigpagsig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, effective dugong.

Jigpagsig created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigpagsig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jigpagsig, it will not care at all.

Jigpagsig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Jigpagsig's Holy Commandments

1. Jigpagsig loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jigpagsig.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Always pray immersed in water.