Cenquimcabfed is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, witless chicken.

Cenquimcabfed created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenquimcabfed, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cenquimcabfed, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cenquimcabfed's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cenquimcabfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.